Bad Memories

I don't know if i have ever told you this but I have REALLY bad memories about guitar...and this is how i got them.

There once was a time that my parents begged and pleaded with me to take guitar lessons. I never gave in so they forced me to take guitar. It wasn't a huge deal at the time, just another thing to fit into my schedule. So well i got a guitar teacher. This teacher just so happened to be our neighbor's daughter. It still wasn't all that bad. Then our first lesson came we observed many things about her. Um... she wears really weird old clothes, she smells like smoke, she puts WAY to much make-up on, she is a little fidgety and she had sausage-like fingers. Oh.. and as time went on we learned she had NO patients. None what-so-ever. OK so still things weren't horrible..yet. Then we were placed on a schedule. 7:00 guitar starts meet at her house. 7:30 she finally arrives at the house. 7:40 we start lesson (it takes her 10 minutes to put all her junk down) during this time we play about one or two songs. Yes, and also during this time it is likely to here "shut-up" Your doing it wrong" "cut your fingernails" "you can never do it right" oh and i think she swore at us a couple of times also. About those finger nails, they were as short as possible and they were already bleeding as i pressed them against the strings. Besides, I am soooo not using old, rusty clipper of hers. On top of all of that she made us play old 'back in the day' songs. Oh.. and if I never mentioned this before her name is Mary not like that is important tho. Anyways, on with the story, so we sat there every Monday in a room with a slanted floor, and old couch with stained and ripped cushions with a lady that smells. So our torcher didn't just end like that, we also bought another guitar and a garage sale for $2! It was all scratched up and needed new strings but it was a good deal anyways so we got it. Then we thought Mary could pick up some strings for us and put them on. So the first day we asked her she got the strings, then Monday we gave the guitar to her. So the following Monday we didn't really ask her about it (thought she might have been busy) Then the following week came around, still no guitar so we ask her about it and she said she was busy and couldn't get around to it. No big deal right? she will give it to us next time. wrong. So the third week came around with still no guitar. We asked her about it again and said she was still busy (what could she have been doing for 3 weeks) then the fourth week came around, so it had been a month. OK so we ask her about it oh I forgot.Grrrr...Then the fifth week came and she says it's not worth restringing and hands us a naked guitar. Well first of all lady if it wasn't worth restringing then DON'T TAKE THE STRINGS OFF!! So we give it back, please put the string on I don't care if it is worth it or not. So the sixth week came she says sorry I was busy. seventh week she said it was to hard. GRRR... Finally after 3 months she gave us our guitar back. Oh.. and that's not all. Then one day we forgot to pay her so she was like "are you guys gonna pay me" we said we forgot. Then she freaked out saying "I need that to get home" "How am I supposed to pay for gas?" Well, it is not my fault you count on our money to get us home! Then, the next week came and we were told to pick a song, so i did, I picked Taylor swift, then Hannah picked Superchick and decided to change her song half way through. Then she got mad and told us we weren't worth the money anymore. OK sorry lady if you freaked out for changing a song. So we quit and I would never like to here the word Mary again. So that is my story. Come to think of it Mary and Jill the Pill would make the best of friends.

Trivia Tuesday

Do white blood cells contain DNA?

Hello...

Hello Jenna...Hello Paige... Hello Hannah...Hello to any other person reading my blog...Goodbye

New Template

Do you all like it?? The polka dots? The bow? The pink? Do you like it?

Homework Time

Oh... How I LOVE homework! Besides, there is nothing else to do for 5 hours right? I mean, Who doesn't like to stare at a single piece of paper for two hours? Seriously, Homework is such a highlight of my life!!! Liar, Liar, Liar.....

Tear

Aww... I only have two followers!!! Tear* Tear* And one of them is me!!! Tear* Sniffle* Tear*

Shopping

Oh... I love shopping. I mean a girl's gotta shop right? Well, this weekend i am planning on finishing all my Christmas shopping. All of it. So if have to do all that shopping for someone else, you gotta have a little "me" shopping right? Well yesterday, I went the mall and... came back with 5 bags of stuff for "me". It was fun.

Weird sayings

Okay, So does your mom say any old sayings from back in the day. Well, if she does share them because I am sure that nobody ever uses "did you fall of the turn-up truck?" in this day in age. Or "do birds fly, do fish swim?" These are everyday sayings my mother uses that are well.. back in the day.

The conversation with Ava

Me: "Ava, What did you do today?"
Ava: " I saw you"
Me: "Did you do anything else today Ava?"
Ava: " I played with you"
Me: " Did you do anything else without me?"
Ava: "I loved you"

Scoop of Cookie Dough

So I haven't posted in my blog for 4 day.. Who cares? Well, here is a little scoop of cookie dough and what i did for past 4 days. I did homework...and some homework...and i did more homework..and even somemore homework. Well, that all.

Trivia Tuesday

Why is hot water cloudier than cold water?

Hm...

Well, i really shouldn't be blogging, I have a... about 20 things left on my "to do" list. Which will eventually turn into a "do later" list, but oh well. Oh...I am so bored, so hot, so uncomfortable, so thirsty, so tired...oh... how i am tired. I should go to bed.. Shure Mariah just think your nice comfy bed and plus I can get a glass of water. Thats good enough for me! Good night! (how easily i can convince myself) HeeHee. Who cares my "do later" list can wait anyways. Oh... and did I mention my so good havin' fun relaxation time without Ubward Bound. Hm... it's I have to say..nice.

Officially out

YAH..... I am officially out of Upward Bound!!!! I either quit or they kicked me out I am not sure which one.

Thankgiving

I have to say I LOVE thanksgiving. The family and friends..oh and don't get me wrong I love getting together, but it is also about... oh... the lots of scrumptious food. Oh how it is SO good, the turkey, the mash potatoes, sweet potatoes, jello and pumpkin pie. Also you cannot forget about the shopping....oh shopping, every girls dream. The guys just watch and stare, oh but I don't mind....

Hmmm. My list of "to do'

I Have to finish 3 homework assignments for Geometry & study for my test
I have to study for my test & write an article for health
I have to study for my Spanish test
I have to write an essay for Biology & complete a 3 page packet
I have to type 2 paragraphs in English, finish a 2 page packet & type another paragraph
I have to clean my room
I have to take a shower
I have to clean my shoes
I have to do at least 4 loads of laundry
I have to give the dog a bath
I have to clean my hermit crab cage & feed them
I have to stop blogging NOW!

My symptoms

My eyes are droopy and bloodshot, my brain's thinking wheel has stopped and turning rusty, my words are running together, my feet are sore and dragging, my knees have given out and I am crawling on the floor. What is wrong with me?

Ugh...

Well all this girl has to say is....ahem...Jill the Pill is a Pill

That took awhile...

Well....Finally I can say that my BFF Jenna has finally seen my blog!! She saw it today at noon. Shh... Yes..I am in school. HeeHee

Trivia Tuesday

If I amputate my hand, put another person's hand on my hand, Would I have different handwritting?

As for me...

As for me... I am going to dig a large hole in my back yard line it with bricks, create a dome top out of bricks and live there for the next four years. The only good thing out of this is that Yes, there something good, that I get to vote him out of office. I know that you cannot believe that you are reading this, but I can vote in the next four years. Oh yes, and for those adults out there, I can drive you home next year too.

Welcome to the family

Last night a new little boy was welcomed to the family. Chad and emily had there first little guy around 7. Congradulations Chad & Emily! Oh... and he is soooo cute.

HeeeHeee

Thats our little joke, really little, there it goes.......

Oh...

Oh.....How I wish i could be fast a asleep at this moment in time asleep in my warm cozy bed. Oh.....How I wish i could be finished with my awful, dreaded homework
Oh.....How I wish i could have already taken a shower
Oh.....How I that these "have to blog" "have to blog now" symptoms will go awayyy

umm...well only the best

This is like the only best Food in the world:
-Squash
This is like the only best Movie in the world:
-Wall-E
This is like the only best Store in the world:
-Target
This is like the only best Book in the world:
-Empty
This is like the only best City in the world:
-NYC
This is like the only best Athlete in the world:
-Michael Phelps
This is like the only best Actor in the world:
-Mathew Fox
This is like the only best Singer in the world:
-Taylor Swift
This is like the only best Running Back in the world:
-Adrian Peterson
This is like the only best blog in the world:
-Running through Rain

Hello, goodbuy

Hello Shopping, Goodbuy spending, Hello school, Goodbuy homework, Hello food, Goodbuy cooking, Hello sleep, Goodbuy time, Hello advil, Goodbuy pain, Hello room, Goodbuy cleaning, Hello, Goodbuy I don't know why you say goodbuy I say Hello, Hello, Goodbuy.