Bruised Butt

Ya well the title kinda tells it. I went to the hospital to get some shots and well I was just so excited (no I just wanted to get inside because it was cold) that ran and slipped on a huge patch of ice and my feet went flying in the air and my butt went splat on the hard black asphalt. Ya so now I walk around with a completely unnoticeable (not) limp and say to everyone who asks ya I fell on my butt.